(Zip lock ice and a box of Chardonnay from Argentina)

Wineal Tunnel Syndrome: wrist ache due to the twisting motion of taking the cork out of a bottle of wine. Relief can be obtained by buying wine with screw tops or box wine.

Winesus: Inflamation of the sinuses due to embibing histamines, not anti-histamines. Relief can be obtained by abstinence.

Just kidding!!! Ann and I came up with these new words in our vocabulary on our 2 1/2 month sailing adventure seeking out the best tasting and cheapest wines in the islands we visited. St. Barth's won with a $3 Euro bottle of white table wine. However, we did suffer occasionally from the above mentioned side effects.