Top Ten Reasons I am happy to be home.

10. Water comes pouring out of the faucet in unlimited quantities.
9. Electricity comes squirting out of the walls and I can't even hear the generator running.
8. The kitchen floor doesn't rock when I am fixing dinner.
7. The store always has fresh groceries and it is five minutes rather than 5 hours away.
6. I can see into the refrigerator while standing up.
5. The bed is huge and the bedroom is enormous.
4. I don't have to go up or down 3 steep steps every time I want to go outside or come in.
3. My phone, iPad and computer work.
2. I don't care which way the wind is blowing or how hard.
And last but not least:
1. El Jobean is filled with good friends and there is usually a party waiting.