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Chico dies
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April 2, 2008
"Chico" proves that justice exists.
A despicable "Chico" was killed yesterday in an accident. You may recall that we returned a"Chico", the worlds worst car, because we found it intolerable. As reported in The Cape Times, the noon cannon firing from Signal Hill (by an overzealous cannon trainee) was miss-aimed and "Chico" (the worst automobile ever) was critically injured.
As unmoved as we are by this incident, we are shocked at the blatant negligence in utilizing actual cannon balls which are supposed to be shot into the ocean, to signify the time of 1200,
We fire cannons for colors at the Yacht Club; BUT WE DON'T USE CANNON BALLS!
We have discovered several facts just prior to publication;
1. Preliminary DNA testing indicates that this was not our actual "Chico" but may have been a close relative.
2. Solid police work has narrowed the time of the incident to between 1130 hours and 1230 hours.
"Chico" proves that justice exists.
A despicable "Chico" was killed yesterday in an accident. You may recall that we returned a"Chico", the worlds worst car, because we found it intolerable. As reported in The Cape Times, the noon cannon firing from Signal Hill (by an overzealous cannon trainee) was miss-aimed and "Chico" (the worst automobile ever) was critically injured.
As unmoved as we are by this incident, we are shocked at the blatant negligence in utilizing actual cannon balls which are supposed to be shot into the ocean, to signify the time of 1200,
We fire cannons for colors at the Yacht Club; BUT WE DON'T USE CANNON BALLS!
We have discovered several facts just prior to publication;
1. Preliminary DNA testing indicates that this was not our actual "Chico" but may have been a close relative.
2. Solid police work has narrowed the time of the incident to between 1130 hours and 1230 hours.
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| Vessel Name: | Eclectic |
| Vessel Make/Model: | Admiral 40 Catamaran |
| Hailing Port: | Newport, Rhode Island |
| Crew: | Captain Wayne and Admiral Donna |
| About: | |
| Extra: | "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Dream. Discover" Mark Twain |
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Meet the Crew
Who: Captain Wayne and Admiral Donna
Port: Newport, Rhode Island