I am really tired of unfashionable people. Everywhere I look, I see cruisers who are NOT making a fashion statement. I see dogs who look like something the cat dragged in. I see boats that aren't shiny. Being a dog, you might think I don't notice such things but you would be wrong. I see everything. And I am not particularly pleased by the lack of hip sunglasses around these islands. The other day, Elizabeth and I were walking along the road when we saw an old woman hunched over, walking very slowly down the opposite side of the street. She was wearing a black t-shirt and it had glitter all over the front spelling out S-E-X-Y. I don't know what that means but I do know she looked very hip from my viewpoint. So when two of my favorite people, Amanda and Micah came to visit us (Hooray!) I noticed Amanda's fashionable and hip sunglasses. I just had to try them on and if I play my cards right, she just might give them to me. Next I'm going to see if I can find a black t-shirt with glitter letters spelling out S-E-X-Y, except that Elizabeth told me it wouldn't be appropriate for a dog. I don't see how that could be true but she's usually right about these things.