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Time Served

19 January 2018
Time Served

I love grandchildren. I mean, don't get me wrong. I just couldn't eat a whole one.

My six week sentence, sorry, vacation, has just about been served. With time off for good behaviour we should be back on the boat by Wednesday.

It's been a busy time and a bit of Deja Vu. (That well known '70's album).

Back in 2011 when, without a lot of warning, like unsuspecting sparrows who had been enjoying the company of a new feathered friend in the nest, we found ourselves fluttering to the ground, out the nest, out of work, out of home, sitting on Time Bandit wandering what the heck just happened to our lives, the "cuckoo", (our eldest) having taken the reins of both.

Undeterred, or more likely, plain unprepared, we just stocked the boat and sailed off. No emptying the house. No realtors. No renting. Just stand aside as the cuckoos move in, pack a rucksack, catch a train and bingo, we were outta there.

It was therefore a bit odd during our sentence/vacation at home, our kids all now in their own homes all having had their turn at using our rent, rates and apparently maintenance free house and leaving us, well Anne, to pack up, completely empty the house and walk away. Leaving with a capital L. A sensation we missed first time around. And it did have a real sense of finality.

But I'm sure we'll get over it.

Three more days at the soft play centre then back to our reality.

Whoo hoo.

(No offence kids)

Three-In-A-Bed Romp

10 January 2018
Did that get your attention? That classic tabloid headline - usually reserved for footballers and our political elite. However, I'm delighted to say that yes, finally, it's been my turn. Anne, me and a wee wriggling hot water bottle of a grandson. Not much sleep but he's a warm wee soul. Not that keen on being at the bottom of the bed keeping my feet warm though.

We need all the heat we can get. As followers will have gathered by now, it's cold here. My pal Trevor is hard at work back in Australia, on the Gold Coast to be exact, re-modelling his son's front yard. Poor lad. He's sweltering in 30c. Further south, Time Bandit is in 40c, apparently Sydney's hottest day since records began.

I need some of that. Desperately.


2017-2018 Time Portal

31 December 2017
It's weird. Really weird. Our boat, parked in Sydney, along with our Southern Hemisphere friends have already enjoyed and celebrated New Year. And yet, we're just leaving the house to go to the warm up for our New Year. Weird, but good because, Southern Hemisphere friends who have already stepped into 2018; is it OK?

If there's anything we should know about, please let us know in the next couple of hours.

Time Bandit and Friends 2017

29 December 2017
It seems like a long time ago we left the fireside of Opua Cruising Club and headed for the islands.

And what fun we had! Hope you enjoy.

https://vimeo.com/249968236?ref=em-share

I'm Freezing!

29 December 2017
Well, its been and gone. The Christmas festivities, family, food, fun and frolics all consigned to the fading memory banks for another year.

Its been great being home but, know what,.......I'm cold. Really cold. After eleven months toiling under the tropical sun, day in, day out my skinny wee frame is suffering horribly in the dark, drafty, cold and damp. And that's just in the house.

Way back, when my poor old pop was in "the home" there was a dear old biddy whose obsession was to go around opening the windows. Not a big deal in the summer but in winter, the staff would having apoplexy, dashing around in her wake slamming the windows shut before any of the other guests got the flu.

It's been like that here. All my family and friends, who seem to have thicker blood than me, gaily throw open the windows embracing the arctic blast the follows. As soon as their backs are turned, I unwrap myself from my duvet, shuffle over to the windows and slam them shut. Five minutes later, click, creak and.......whoosh. Another blast of icy air and the house temperature plummets to a bracing new low to cries of delight and, "isn't that fresh Scottish air just lovely". As the room temperature drops, so does my core temperature. Heating seems to be an unnecessary extravagance.

I'm like Sanka from Cool Runnings (in the Rasta hat).



Meanwhile, outside, the Canada geese are wandering around the fields looking slightly bemused, if not pissed off as, having flown thousands of miles to get away from the arctic winter. Guess what! It's here.

Boys Toys

17 December 2017 | Essential Ski Wear 2017
Now, when I were a lad, I went skiing in Long Johns, a pair of jeans, a couple of woolly jumpers and a jacket.

It seems things have moved on somewhat.

At coffee break in the mountain huts, if you can call places with electric sliding doors, triple glazed windows and elevators for those that can't manage the one flight of stairs to the plush, wifi enabled restaurant, a hut, it's been interesting, if not amusing to watch folk peel off their layers and, once refreshed get tooled up again.

It's a bit like watching a group of SAS or Delta Force get ready for "an Op".

First, on goes the full length foam, and no doubt Kevlar, back protector. Next is the cross chest harness but instead of a Colt 45, in goes an avalanche transponder, its red light blinking to say, "look guys, I'm a cool off piste, hard core powder hound". Jacket follows and on top of that goes a James Bond style avalanche air bag equipped rucksack. Finally, a Porsche styled helmet gets plonked on their nut complete with its bronzed, metallic flip down visor that wouldn't be out of place on a fighter jet.

In the end, off they go, clumping out the cafe looking like a cross between Bravo Two Zero, Ninja Warriors and Top Gun........and ski off down the blue run.

They were probably more at risk from catching a dose of my Man Flu while queuing for overpriced spaghetti than anything else.

Me? I'm all dolled up in the latest gear. Ian has a pal, Scott (www.ScottWebster.co.uk) who is a highly accomplished and experienced mountain guide. In fact, he is the youngest guide to be employed by the British Antarctic Survey, employed to keep the scientists from falling down big holes, "out in the white". In his spare time he's put up numerous first ascents in Antarctica. As a result, Scott gets his hands on all the latest gear, some of which I've been wearing, cutting a dash among the glitzy folk of Val d'Isere. The problem is, Scott's about two or three inches taller than me so I'm skiing with my legs looking like a skateboarding dude's baggy drawers and when I get off the chairlift, the seat of my pants follows about three seconds later. But my stunning style, both fashion and skiing weren't compromised. Mostly. Yesterday morning for our warm up first run we skied onto one of the chairlifts. Just as the chair swung around and scooped us up the attendant sticks his head out ze door and says, "Eeez only Black. OK?"

"Bit friggin' late" says I in my best Franglais, clutching my baggy drawers as we go up the hill, me crying like a baby.

Anyway, we survived, ski trip is over, back home and legs still like jelly and of course, a severe dose of Man Flu.

Bring on Christmas.

Vive La France

15 December 2017
Vive La France

You have to give it to the French. Who else could sell snails and bone marrow for dinner?

With a stunning bit of passage planning I booked a thirty three hour China Southern Scareways flight home landing just in time to fly out to la belle France. At least, that was the plan until an engine fell off on the runway at Sydney or something. An initial two hour delay turned into twelve so that put the ball on the slates.

In the end, I managed to change flights in china, rerouted via Heathrow and recovered enough hours to get a nights medicated sleep before heading out to Geneva or a fly in fly out ski sojourn.

So, mistake number one; flying around the world before going skiing. Mistake number two; thinking doing a few squats and a fifteen minute bike ride each morning for two weeks prior would get me in shape. Mistake number three; going with someone who makes a living as a personal trainer.

But we're here. I survived day one in some of the best snow they've had in December for many a long year and, the digs aren't too bad.

In fact, pretty high tech. Electric kettle, TV with remote and, best of all, the loo doesn't have a light switch. It has a "motion detector".

Now, how clever is that!

Wait a Minute

08 December 2017
....... at last. Guys are swimming. Guys are sailing.

My friend Arthur says it's cold in Scotland. Anne confirms. 2c and snowing.

Here, the bad weather has passed and its situation normal. I even had to get up at the crack of dawn to varnish the floor before it got too hot.

I then gate crashed the local, card only bus to come up the coast a bit for lunch with Randivag. All local public transport operates cash free and apparently it's essential to possess an Opal card. However, kind Mr Macdonald, the driver let me ride for free as I was from out of town. As long as I promised to buy a card which I shall do shortly. Meanwhile, waiting for Sven and Lisa I will just watch the locals go about normal weekend activities.

So far that's been kayaking, surfing, cricket, tennis and Christmas shopping. Seems weird in the sunshine and heat.
Vessel Name: Time Bandit
Vessel Make/Model: Island Packet 45
Hailing Port: Largs, Scotland
Crew: Anne and Stuart Letton
About:
ex dinghy and keelboat racers now tooled up with an ocean going boat and cruising around aimlessly, destination Nirvana... Currently entertaining ideas of two hulls so TIME BANDIT IS FOR SALE https://www.theyachtmarket.com/boats_for_sale/1555170/ WWW.TIMEBANDITFORSALE.WEEBLY. [...]
Extra: 2017/18 Left NZ in May '17 cruising Fiji, Lau Group, Yasawas, Vanuatu and New Caledonia before heading for Australia to land cruise and sit out cyclone season down Sydney way.
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