"Ei-ah. Down ya jandals and git ya trainers and gumboots up the track. Bout siiven kills but views are Good As."

"Nah-a. Knackered. Towny choka block with pissahs. Heaps. Bugger all."

"Cheers, mate. Pies are bloody good. Toastie and chips with biscuits takaway. Then a cuppa flat white and sit on the boot."