As we were motoring down the coast we encountered a HUGE whale. We figured it was female by the moo moo it was wearing. The hair was done in a retro beehive and she was wearing loud, diamond adorned, glasses that were lightly tinted. 12 inch pumps topped off this mighty specimen and she just reeked of sensuality. Then her big moo moo rear end dove down and we watched, in awe, the mighty glimmer of polished pumps go to eat in Davy's fine kitchen, Maybe some Krill?!?

TODAY WAS ANOTHER DAY ON THE HOLE. WE STARTED THE DAY WITH A TRIPLE BAGGED GLASS OF ICE TEA. BOY, OH BOY, DID I EVER HAVE A NEW LOG! CLOGGED THE NEW HEAD AT THE RESIDENCE! I COULD NOT BELIEVE THAT LOG, IT WAS HUUUUUUGE. WELL, I GUESS THIS CLOSES THE LATEST DESCRIPTION OF THE NEWEST LOG, I'M TAKING SOME IMMODIUM!

I've never written a blob before. Really have no idea why it's called a blob. Must look a lot like a big blob of letters, that's why. I was just at Little Creek Casino with the family and coming home we encountered one of Seattle's nastiest creatures, the 10 mile backup! I had to tinkle and the dog and wife had to dookie. We floated into a local hotspot, the Federal Way truck and rest stop. RELIEF AT LAST!!!! Still chasing the location of SCOTT FREE as they have reported being in Monterey but I don't know if that's Mexico or California, Oh well, I'll go to both places!