Tales of Enchantment

also known as "Michelle and Vern's Excellent Adventure"

19 January 2021
11 November 2020 | Phuket, Thailand
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Thailand bits and pieces

07 May 2021
Vern Noren
We have been "stuck" in Thailand for just over a year now. There are worse places to be stuck for sure. Phuket went 3 months without a new local case of Covid, then suddenly went from zero to 250+ in a matter of two weeks. The rest of the country is under severe restrictions in an effort to contain it again. Officials believe it all started with large groups of partying youths and other "socially entitled" in and around Bangkok. I just read the Thailand ranks 124th in the world for vaccine distribution.
It has not been boring. Since our last update several months ago we have become better friends with many of the locals, had $6,000 in damage to our boat, had our diesel engine commit suicide, and revisited my hippy days.
The photo gallery has many new pictures with no rhyme or reason to the assortment.

North Thailand

19 January 2021
Vern Noren
We took a 3 week trip to N Thailand to a region I have never been to before. Michelle toured parts of it several years ago when our son & grandson came to visit. The region is mountainous and mostly remote with many small towns and villages.

Many different ethnic groups live in the highlands, many with their own languages, customs, and beliefs. The weather is pleasantly cooler than down in Phuket, and things are a lot cheaper. Our most expensive hotel was $25/ night, most under $20, and the cheapest was $7/night with a balcony on the river.

Thailand Tales

11 November 2020 | Phuket, Thailand
Vern Noren
It has been a while since our last update and a lot has happened. We returned to the marina for a month to have some boat work completed and repairs made, then returned to Phi Phi for two weeks. There was a big festival starting in Phuket which we did not want to miss so we sailed back to Chalong Harbor and anchored for a week.
We were in a gray area with immigration, we never got visa’s when we arrived last March, just crew papers that said we could stay legally for 30 day, NO renewal, No possibility to get visa’s. We spent two months talking to immigration officials, visa agent’s, other cruisers, with no solutions. Complicating the situation the harbor masters were instructed not to clear out any yachts to leave the country until borders opened up. So one agency says you cannot stay, another says your boat/home cannot leave. Immigration policy changes every few weeks here so everyone remains confused. Eventually it got sorted out after many, many trips to immigration. Every 30 days we have to return to the main office and they will stamp us in for another 30 days until borders open, which could be mid 2021, no one knows. At least our stress is greatly reduced.
To make things interesting the following is how we spent the second night in Chalong.
MIDNIGHT MADNESS

After living on board 16 years, and cruising full time the last 11 years we had a new first. We have been anchored in Chalong Bay, Thailand for the last few days. Big anchor, 200 ft chain on a mostly mud bottom, 10-1 scope. We always back down at full throttle and our reversing prop give us almost full thrust. Around midnight, as another of many short squalls barreled through the anchorage Michelle went out to check wind speed and our position. All good. Ten minutes later the wind picked up again and when she checked this time we were less than 10 meters from a catamaran that used to be 100+ meters away.
For the first time ever we had dragged our anchor but this was not the time to celebrate. I took the wheel as she tried to get the anchor up. The chain jumped out of the bow roller toward the middle so now she is pulling it up across the teak front lip. As I struggled to gain some control and keep us off the other boat the anchor winch breaker kept tripping from the strain of the pull. Too noisy from the howling wind and rain communication was impossible and I could only guess which direction the chain was leading. Complicating the situation was the full awnings we had up. They hindered visibility forward and acted like sails, pushing us around with great force.
We finally got the anchor up and headed down wind behind all the other boats and dropped all 250 feet of chain, the 55lb Delta anchor, large snubber, and a prayer. We wrestled the awnings down, the wind dropped to about 20 kts, and we were happy again.
In hindsight I think the new awnings were the main factor in our dragging since it had never happened before and we have used this anchorage many times.
When we finally settled back down to finish a movie we had been watching my wife gave me a kiss and said we did that whole thing without yelling at each other, like that has ever happened.
Start to finish of our adventure was one hour. Since we did not damage anyone else, worked together smoothly, it was all sort of fun in a demented kind of way.

Still alive after Covid

08 August 2020
Vern Noren
After a long period of laziness I am updating our blog. The short story is about our Covid challenge. In mid March we sailed 200 miles across the Mallaca Straits and Andaman Sea to Northern Sumatra. Our intention was to join a group of other cruisers for an organized rally down the West coast. The day the rally officially began the Mayor of Sabang , our starting point, said he did not want us there because of the Covid scare. The next day there were guards at the port gates to keep us in. The following day the organizer told us the next rally stop told him not to come, and the one after that was still deciding.
Things were going downhill so we decided to drop out and went through formalities to clear out of Indonesia. Our new plan was to get to Langkawi, Malaysia as quickly as we could, 200 miles away. By the time we finished preparing to leave, Malaysia announced the closing of all borders. Our only other option was Phuket, Thailand, also 200 miles away. We were just hoping they would still be open. Thailand closed it's borders a week after we arrived. A week after that Phuket shut down the airport and were shutting down movement between provinces, with highway check points to assure compliance. Along with other shut downs of pretty much every thing.
We decided to go into a marina we have stayed at before so we would have easy access to a grocery store, boat supplies, ability to walk on land, plus see a few friends again. Shortly after that the marinas were banning all new arrivals. We were very lucky to make the right decisions. We know of many other boats that were stuck in anchorages and not allowed ashore. Arrangements were made to bring them food and supplies. The boats that continued with the rally were chased out of many harbors by police boats and scared locals. They were rumored to be carriers and few towns were willing to let them stop. Cruisers all over this part of the world were at sea when borders were closed. One family friend of ours has been stuck on their boat in Sri Lanka for 4 months now. Several other couples went up the Red Sea to the Med and were never allowed off their boat the whole passage, two months. Then a 14 day quarantine in the Med.

So any way, we are good. We spent 4 months in the marina which killed our budget. It is very expensive but at least we had unlimited fresh water and electricity. We got spoiled by being able to run our air conditioner. After the first 8 weeks the authorities started open things up slowly so we could move around Phuket. Despite the cost we were there long enough to make some new friends and felt like we were becoming a part of the local community.

Thailand did a great job containing the virus. Stay at home orders, mandatory masks, crack downs on big groups, contact tracing, temperature checks every where, and still continue. Alcohol was banned for 2 months. Thailand has not had any new local cases in 9 weeks. They just tested several thousand people would attended a crowded event, most not wearing masks despite the law. None of those tested had the virus.

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02 March 2020
Vern Noren

We are still alive

01 March 2020
Vern Noren
Not much has happened since our last post but we thought we should update our blog anyway. Next weekend we start a new adventure. It starts with a sail from Phuket, Thailand to Sabang, Indonesia. We will sail down the Western coast of Sumatra, then up to Borneo. After a few months in Borneo we will join a small group to sail to NE Indonesia and work our way back to the S Pacific. We should each the Solomon Islands around Feb of next year.
Vessel Name: Enchantment
Vessel Make/Model: Island Packet 40
Hailing Port: Chicago
Crew: Vern & Michelle
About:
Vern, originally from Chicago, has lived in New Orleans and the Nashville, Tn area. I have been sailing for almost 40 years, have logged over 15,000 offshore miles and hold a 100 ton masters license. I also work as a critical care nurse. [...]
Extra: We are currently finishing with upgrades and improvements to Enchantment in preparation for a 3-4 year cruise from Baltimore to New Zealand. Our cruising kitty will be fully funded and our departure date is set for Oct 2010 with a transit of the Panama Canal late February 2011
Enchantment's Photos - Thailand
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When this Buddha was first discovered it looked very different.  It appeared to be just another cement icon.   When they went to move it the cement cracked and they discovered this golden Buddha,  about 6 tons of it.  Historians speculate that the priests covered it with cement to hide it from invaders.
The relining Buddha is a popular figure in the culture.  This one is not pure gold.
The Grand Palace where the Royal family used to live.  We
If you remember the movie
A craftsman restoring one of the many Buddha statues,  detailed and tedious work.
Part of the summer palace of the King,  still used today.
The elephant is the national animal and symbol of Thailand
No ne is sure how this Buddha head became imbedded in this tree
Every city and town has a local market where fresh anything can be purchased.  If it can be eaten it can be sold,  eels, snakes, pigs heads, insects, eye balls.   Something to temp every palate
We booked a day excursion into more remote areas to get a feeling for how most of the country lives.  Most of the rice farmers still use oxen to work the fields.  And of course a few extra bhats to take tourists on a ride.
At the lunch stop the restaurant let Michelle help with the preparation and cooking.  While in Bangkok she also took 3 Thai cooking classes.
Michelle
Thus is how you are supposed to do it.
There are several floating markets near Bangkok.  This one is probably the most authentic.  Even though a lot of tourist visit here it is still the main means of income for the people that live here.  They buy and sell among themselves for daily needs.
Must be millions of hats for sale in all the Thai markets.  And they are all the same size,  too large for me by at least and inch.  And Thai people are generally of smaller stature so why nothing but large size hats is a mystery
This waterfall is in a large national park,  home to an estimated 300 wild elephants.  A few years ago 7 elephants were washed over the edge and died.  rangers think perhaps a baby tried to cross and started floating away,  then the rest of the pack went to it
The is a weekend market in Bangkok that is amazing.  It covers 35 acres and as many as 10,000+ vendors are there selling everything from cooking utensils, clothes, food, massages,  and genuine...guaranteed to be real...Rolex watches for as little as $20.  Everyone is willing to haggle and some good bargains can be found if you know what you are looking for.
Woodcarving is a dying art and we visited a craft school that teaches the skills to interested students.  This carving,  approximately 4 feet long,  took two master carvers nine months to complete.
The detail is amazing.
And last but not least.  The commercial sex industry is a very big business in Bangkok.  Technically illegal,  sex for sail is opening advertised and widely tolerated.   There are 3 main red light districts in the city and our hotal was a few blocks from one called Soi Cowboy.  This  was the location where much of the movie Hangover 2 was filmed.

The Thais love massages and massage parlors are every where.  Mostly they go in for foot massages after work.  A 1 hour foot massage about $3,  a 1 hour full massage about $10.  Right across the street from our hotel were several parlors.  Last visit here Michelle got over almost 30 massages in 3 weeks.  Her favorite masseuse was a lady named Porn.  Which brings me to the picture.  These girls always waved to me when I was alone,  but never when Michelle was with me.  Cattering to men this type of parlor offers massage extras,  called happy endings.  Google it if you cant figure it out.
 Our last day there the girls did not see Michelle behind me when they waved.  So I walked over and said "Bad wife say no massage,  Good wife say picture ok"   After they thought about it for a second they let me get this picture.   And that is as close as I ever got to going inside.  Bad Wife !!
 
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