BURIAL AT SEA - BOB'S PINK PANTALOONS
16 November 2015 | 18 44'N:49 54'W, APPROACHING THE ISLANDS
Bob is not known as the fashion plate of the crew. In fact, the man is known to favor sarongs, skivvies, and pink pedal pushers (I believe they are now known as capris); not necessarily in that order. I know, it takes a big man to wear pink pedal pushers! Bob claims that these panties have made 3 Atlantic passages, 3 Caribbean passages, and been fondled by a "more mature woman" in the South Pacific (I didn't ask). Believe me, it was the correct decision to retire these pink panties, so with much angst, Bob gave them a proper burial at sea. Bob is determined that his first stop, when we get to Virgin Gorda is to run to the Pusser's store, where he purchased the original pair, and try to replace them. I told Bob, "they just don't make them like that anymore". Maybe he can find some sealing wax and Shinola on his shopping expedition. Another pair of pink pedal pushers??? You just can't fix stoopid. Yeah, it's been a slow news day asea.