03 December 2009 | Marmaris, Turkey
30 April 2009 | Agios Nikolaos, Crete
28 April 2009 | Chania, Crete
27 April 2009 | Chania, Crete
23 April 2009 | Aghios Nikolaos, Crete
21 April 2009 | Aghios Nikolaos, Crete
20 April 2009 | Spinalonga, Crete
19 April 2009 | Aghios Nikolaos, Crete
17 April 2009 | Aghios Nikolaos, Crete
15 April 2009 | Aghios Nikolaos, Crete
14 April 2009 | Aghios Nikolaos, Crete
11 April 2009 | Suez Canal
10 April 2009 | Cairo, Egypt
02 April 2009 | Luxor, Egypt
01 April 2009 | Luxor, Egypt
27 March 2009 | Hurghada, Egypt
22 March 2009 | Quesir, Egypt
20 March 2009 | Port Ghalib, Egypt
17 March 2009 | Port Berenice, Sudan/Egypt border
17 March 2009 | Port Berenice, Sudan/Egypt border
Buffet
01 April 2009 | Luxor, Egypt
Yes, it's another Neva song!
This one is a reflection on the fact that a buffet is about the only way that hotels and restaurants can cater for a large number of Ralliers if they all turn up together, and the risks attendant on this kind of food!
It's to the tune of 'One Man Went To Mow' and we sang it on a felucca on the River Nile!
It's buffet night tonight
So what you'll get tonight is
20 minutes stood in a queue
For a rather tasteless dish of stew
And gastro enteritis
It's buffet night tonight
The kitchen's getting in gear
With meat already three days old
Heated up and then served cold
With chronic diarrhoea
It's buffet night tonight
Delicious? No not very
With salad that's seen better days
Smothered in home-made mayonnaise
And African dysentery
It's buffet night outside
Amid fumes of citronella
With fish that had better be eaten soon
It's been sitting in the sun all afternoon
Developing salmonella
It's buffet night tonight
What's on the menu - that's the question
It's stone cold burgers wrapped in buns
And a really nasty dose of the runs
And chronic indigestion
It's buffet night tonight
So what you'll get tonight is
20 minutes stood in a queue
For a rather tasteless dish of stew
Meat already three days old
Heated up and then served cold
Salad that's seen better days
Smothered in home-made mayonnaise
Fish that had better be eaten soon
It's been sitting in the sun all afternoon
Stone cold burgers wrapped in buns
And a really nasty dose of the runs
Gastric bugs of several types
Sweating, heartburn, squits and gripes
24 hours confined to the loo
With a temperature of a hundred and two.....
....And gastro enteritis