Everyone has been asking my staff, "Who writes Princess' blog?"

Now, as you can see, the mystery is solved! I know, my glasses are crooked. But we with higher intellects, don't worry about minor details.

They left me here yet again to guard the boat while they went to get me treats, food and also to book me a day at the spa. Much needed, I might add. She tries very hard to keep me groomed, washed, and trimmed, but her trimming leaves much to be desired. I get all these weird patches with missing fur and don't even mention what a mess she makes of my paws.....

I have him trained very well. He brings me for my morning run and swim. In the afternoon, she is sometimes along and then I get to have a lot of fun hiding my stick from them and making them fetch it.

Have to have my beauty sleep so that's all for now.

Woof, woof.