Smooth Operator (SB-509)

"I haven't seen such a scruffy bunch of men as you for ages" one of the sailors laughed. "You'll all need a good scrub up before they'll let you lot out on the town. " (Of Guns, Revenge and Hope. -David Lawrence Young)

Highlights from recent trip.

27 June 2016
Pt 9

Highlights from the journey north:
A
Kapitano
1. Surviving with such a mottly crew.
2. Leaving the mottly crew to clean up their mess and get a thousand miles away to watch my team win. ( a day destined for disappointment)

D'bras
1. Eilist asking if she was wearing her undies which mal had folded and ironed.
2. Passing my knots 101 exam

Eilist
1. D'bra stuffing up the mooring lines and being banished to the galley for a week.
2. having a chance to eat whale again with the bonus of scaring the begeezes out of an innocent turtle minding his own business whilst skippering. (Norwegian background)

Mal
1. Enjoying the company of three lovely people, aaahhh bullshit, sorry I just sneezed.
2. Enjoying a nice quiet drink occasionally.
3. Impersonating Les Patterson perfectly.

Ps. picture of Mottly crew after cleaning boat.
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Vessel Name: Smooth Operator (SB-509)
Vessel Make/Model: Jeanneau Sun Odyssey 509
Hailing Port: Martha Cove Marina, Port Phillip, Australia
Crew: Kapitano, Jock (away in Siberia for the winter) Juzzy, Cupboards, Grumpy, Grunter, The Principal, Fairweather, The Bitch, Di & Eileen, plus ring-ins
About: "I haven't seen such a scruffy bunch of men as you for ages" one of the sailors laughed. "You'll all need a good scrub up before they'll let you lot out on the town. " (Of Guns, Revenge and Hope. - David Lawrence Young)
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