A word about erectile disfunction in the Marquesas
25 December 2018 | Vaitahu, Tahuata
Rolfo
When the supply ship is in town, most islanders show up and look what's coming ashore from Tahiti. To me it looks much the same every time i go They first bring the tourists a shore , so they can buy the handicrafts and have a look at the village. They are not really interested to get in contact with the locals, they go straight to the place where they can buy stuff. Money flows fast , Daniela saw one women spending 500 $ in a few minutes . That's great for the people that make a living with carving those bones and wooden figurines, called Tikis.
I am more interested to watch the transformation of this small town from sleepy, to very busy for just a few hours. So i sit under a big mango tree and watch the old pale tourists getting off the ship. I ask the locals next to me , what are they all doing today ? " Buying handicrafts." . " Ah ok , and after that, i ask..." Oh i dunno, but most foreigners come here for our great lovemaking in the Marquesas !! " Co'mon " i laugh , the tourists are so old , they're not into this anymore. Yeah sure they reply, we are the best lovers here : man and WOMEN. I look around me : all strong beefy man in their 30s . The moment one off em started this conversation about their sexual skills, they all got very loud and exited. Showing their muscles and telling me that you have to work the copra to become strong. And you need muscles for those big women they like. " Oohh hey, so you like em big eh'"? " Oh yes the bigger the better" . I dont know how i got myself into this sex conversation at 8 am , but it was funny. So i kept on going ..."How do you do it? " And now they really started to move their bodies and went into the finer details on how to make love to a fat Marqueasan woman . Even an older guy got into the subject and started moving his hips and all. But what about you, they ask . Me? what do you want to know? Well how old are you and where is you're women . Oh , i said , i am 67 and my darling is somewhere taking pictures . Ok, and how is sex with 67, they want to know . The same, i lied , but less and less and not as hectic as with 17 !! Ha hah ha , not us ...we do it until were very old and lots of it yeah !! C' mon you're kidding me " No , vraiment , mon grand pere a 90 ans , and i hear grand maman moaning every night." "Maybe , he was pinching here , i said but i noticed somehow , that he was making this up . So i looked at them all, their eyes on fire and eager to give me more of their bull...But then i started to talk slowly and explained to them : that it must surely happen to them as well ,when they are drunk , tired or with a women that's not their dream girl. "Or for what ever reason , i know you must have the same like all men do at times...YOU CANT GET IT UP !!! I must have said this very forcefully , and when i tried to look in their eyes , i noticed that this half a dozen men where now staring into the ground!! I could not connect their eyes to mine anymore...an uncomfortable silence. I must have hit a sore spot.In German you say : "Getroffene Hunde bellen"...or in American : I hit a homerun!! And quickly my group of beefy copra men disappeared....oh well...
It was a silence i often experienced, when i tried to talk to other men about this ....i get silence . Or : big jokes , loud gestures and more of the gorilla pounding his chest . But talk : impossible . Its a taboo for men to talk about this . You can talk about cars, bikes and other THINGS , but not THIS . Other taboos are : When you're women hits you or when you're darling is fucking another guy in town . Trying to find male support with these taboo themes is next to impossible. At least it was for me . I haven't tried to talk to men about this for quiet a while, no need now . But i find it easier to make em all laugh , so i do the same and tell everybody how to make it with a 200 kilo women...ha hah ha funny
I should better stay with the funny sides of life and leave the taboo alone..Taboo is a word from here... funny enough.
Should i bet a million dollars? : no man would leave a comment on this blog...lets see....